Me and my friends were at KFC, I think it was abandoned, it looked haunted too... We went inside and we saw some guy eating something, it looked like human flesh, it made me so hungry. Then we said "hello can we get some fried chicken?" But then this dumbass said "SORRY WE DONT HAVE THAT, WE ONLY HAVE TURKEY YOU STUPID NIGA." I felt so offended, I was so mad I bombed the KFC, hah karma's a *****. He should've known better... But it was too late I was so hungry I ate my friend he looked like a Kentucky fried chicken I couldn't resist.. RIP DEEZ-NUTS, You will be missed my friend.