Gintama Wisdom & Advice

I just finished the Gintama anime, so here's some wisdom and advice the anime imparted (from only the episode titles ^^)


𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞:
- People of all ages hate the dentist (s1, ep175)
- People who are picky about food are also picky about people, too (s1, ep78)
- People who make good first impressions usually suck (s1, ep12)


𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞:
- Life and video games are full of bugs (s1, ep99)
- Like a haunted house, life is filled with horrors (s1, ep68)
- Life moves on like a conveyor belt (s1, ep32)


𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:
- Freedom means to live true to yourself, not without law (s1, ep191)
- A conversation with a barber, during a haircut, is the most pointless thing in the world (s1, ep151)
- All adults are instructors for all children (s1, ep147)
- Dog food doesn't have as much flavour as you'd think (s3, ep13)
- Do something uncharacteristic and something uncharacteristic will happen (s7,ep16)


𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞:
- Zip up your fly nice and slowly (s1, ep 148)
- If you want to lose weight, then stop eating and start moving (s1, ep91)
- Forget dates, remember people (s6, ep4)
- Bragging about your own heroic deeds will make people hate you, so make others do it for you (s7, ep9)
- Men must live not long nor thick, but hard (s7, ep7)



Which one's your favourite? Or do any others come to mind? ^^