"if she has another mister,you shall take her sister."



"when there's a hole,then there's a goal."



"If she leaves you for another, there's always her mother."



"If she's flat and has no cake,her mother,You shall take."



"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present💐😃."





This might be a bit cringe but it's not to offend anyone and only for fun.

Don't forget to tell me some more!